Photo 7 Sep sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
Chat 7 Sep
  • my 9 year old sister: I'm gonna marry a doctor.
  • me: Why?
  • my 9 year old sister: So I can watch netflix all day while he pays for it.
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Text 7 Sep

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

Text 7 Sep

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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Photo 7 Sep el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

el-leon:

GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL.  IT’S TRANSPARENT.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.

(Source: mxxchy)

Photo 7 Sep tidalw-ve:

phillipmark:

this is great.

so adorable!

tidalw-ve:

phillipmark:

this is great.

so adorable!

(Source: vickyologist)

Text 6 Sep

i may be ugly but at least 
nevermind my personality sucks too

Text 6 Sep

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

Photo 6 Sep unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

(Source: unusualize)

Photo 6 Sep

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