I’ve been dealing with a lot of shit lately. If one more bad thing happens, I’m just…something bad will happen. My mom always tells me that God doesn’t give you more than you can handle. Well, if He exists, He’s cutting it damn close.
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.